Money

Verily I say unto ye..........
Money


It can buy a house

But not a home
It can buy a clock



But not time
It can buy you a position
But not respect
It can buy you a bed

But not sleep
It can buy you a book

But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine



But not health
It can buy you blood

But not life
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!
So. . .
Send me all your money
And I will suffer for you!
Cash only please!

After all, what are friends for, uh??

I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!

MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY E-MAILS, EITHER!!

They come from your crazy friends!